{"fact":"Smuggling a cat out of ancient Egypt was punishable by death. Phoenician traders eventually succeeded in smuggling felines, which they sold to rich people in Athens and other important cities.","length":192}
{"type":"programming","setup":"Why did the programmer quit his job?","punchline":"Because he didn't get arrays.","id":18}
{"type":"standard","title":"Vespinitocris","displaytitle":"Vespinitocris","namespace":{"id":0,"text":""},"wikibase_item":"Q14848340","titles":{"canonical":"Vespinitocris","normalized":"Vespinitocris","display":"Vespinitocris"},"pageid":45458184,"thumbnail":{"source":"https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/thumb/1/1d/Vespinitocris_morio.jpg/330px-Vespinitocris_morio.jpg","width":320,"height":593},"originalimage":{"source":"https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/thumb/1/1d/Vespinitocris_morio.jpg/670px-Vespinitocris_morio.jpg","width":670,"height":1241},"lang":"en","dir":"ltr","revision":"1239828941","tid":"27b1d358-581e-11ef-904a-440311932e0e","timestamp":"2024-08-11T20:13:21Z","description":"Genus of beetles","description_source":"local","content_urls":{"desktop":{"page":"https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Vespinitocris","revisions":"https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Vespinitocris?action=history","edit":"https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Vespinitocris?action=edit","talk":"https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Talk:Vespinitocris"},"mobile":{"page":"https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Vespinitocris","revisions":"https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Special:History/Vespinitocris","edit":"https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Vespinitocris?action=edit","talk":"https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Talk:Vespinitocris"}},"extract":"Vespinitocris is a genus of longhorn beetles of the subfamily Lamiinae, containing the following species:","extract_html":"
Vespinitocris is a genus of longhorn beetles of the subfamily Lamiinae, containing the following species:
"}{"type":"standard","title":"Inherent Vice","displaytitle":"Inherent Vice","namespace":{"id":0,"text":""},"wikibase_item":"Q4127192","titles":{"canonical":"Inherent_Vice","normalized":"Inherent Vice","display":"Inherent Vice"},"pageid":20403881,"thumbnail":{"source":"https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/0/01/Inherent_vice_cover.jpg","width":255,"height":389},"originalimage":{"source":"https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/0/01/Inherent_vice_cover.jpg","width":255,"height":389},"lang":"en","dir":"ltr","revision":"1285969682","tid":"49ccc2d6-1b12-11f0-83eb-0b546a9e5546","timestamp":"2025-04-16T22:29:41Z","description":"2009 detective novel by Thomas Pynchon","description_source":"local","content_urls":{"desktop":{"page":"https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Inherent_Vice","revisions":"https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Inherent_Vice?action=history","edit":"https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Inherent_Vice?action=edit","talk":"https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Talk:Inherent_Vice"},"mobile":{"page":"https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Inherent_Vice","revisions":"https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Special:History/Inherent_Vice","edit":"https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Inherent_Vice?action=edit","talk":"https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Talk:Inherent_Vice"}},"extract":"Inherent Vice is a novel by the American author Thomas Pynchon, originally published on August 4, 2009. A darkly comic detective novel set in 1970s California, the plot follows sleuth Larry \"Doc\" Sportello whose ex-girlfriend asks him to investigate a scheme involving a prominent land developer. Themes of drug culture and counterculture are prominently featured. It is considered a postmodern novel that warps the stylistic conventions of detective fiction. Critical reception was largely positive, with reviewers describing Inherent Vice as one of Pynchon's more accessible works. The novel was adapted into a 2014 film of the same name.","extract_html":"
Inherent Vice is a novel by the American author Thomas Pynchon, originally published on August 4, 2009. A darkly comic detective novel set in 1970s California, the plot follows sleuth Larry \"Doc\" Sportello whose ex-girlfriend asks him to investigate a scheme involving a prominent land developer. Themes of drug culture and counterculture are prominently featured. It is considered a postmodern novel that warps the stylistic conventions of detective fiction. Critical reception was largely positive, with reviewers describing Inherent Vice as one of Pynchon's more accessible works. The novel was adapted into a 2014 film of the same name.
"}{"fact":"Cats have the largest eyes of any mammal.","length":41}
{"type":"general","setup":"How much does a hipster weigh?","punchline":"An instagram.","id":144}
{"fact":"The chlorine in fresh tap water irritates sensitive parts of the cat's nose. Let tap water sit for 24 hours before giving it to a cat.","length":134}
{"type":"standard","title":"How the García Girls Lost Their Accents","displaytitle":"How the García Girls Lost Their Accents","namespace":{"id":0,"text":""},"wikibase_item":"Q16386134","titles":{"canonical":"How_the_García_Girls_Lost_Their_Accents","normalized":"How the García Girls Lost Their Accents","display":"How the García Girls Lost Their Accents"},"pageid":8002757,"thumbnail":{"source":"https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/5/56/Garc%C3%ADaGirls.jpg","width":224,"height":307},"originalimage":{"source":"https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/5/56/Garc%C3%ADaGirls.jpg","width":224,"height":307},"lang":"en","dir":"ltr","revision":"1282896584","tid":"2d0d46fc-0c76-11f0-ac5b-b673041fae04","timestamp":"2025-03-29T08:16:55Z","description":"1991 novel written by Dominican-American poet","description_source":"local","content_urls":{"desktop":{"page":"https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/How_the_Garc%C3%ADa_Girls_Lost_Their_Accents","revisions":"https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/How_the_Garc%C3%ADa_Girls_Lost_Their_Accents?action=history","edit":"https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/How_the_Garc%C3%ADa_Girls_Lost_Their_Accents?action=edit","talk":"https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Talk:How_the_Garc%C3%ADa_Girls_Lost_Their_Accents"},"mobile":{"page":"https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/How_the_Garc%C3%ADa_Girls_Lost_Their_Accents","revisions":"https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Special:History/How_the_Garc%C3%ADa_Girls_Lost_Their_Accents","edit":"https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/How_the_Garc%C3%ADa_Girls_Lost_Their_Accents?action=edit","talk":"https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Talk:How_the_Garc%C3%ADa_Girls_Lost_Their_Accents"}},"extract":"How the García Girls Lost Their Accents is a 1991 novel written by Dominican-American poet, novelist, and essayist Julia Alvarez. Told in reverse chronological order and narrated from shifting perspectives, the story spans more than thirty years in the lives of four sisters, beginning with their adult lives in the United States and ending with their childhood in the Dominican Republic, a country from which their family was forced to flee due to the father's opposition to Rafael Leónidas Trujillo's dictatorship.","extract_html":"
How the García Girls Lost Their Accents is a 1991 novel written by Dominican-American poet, novelist, and essayist Julia Alvarez. Told in reverse chronological order and narrated from shifting perspectives, the story spans more than thirty years in the lives of four sisters, beginning with their adult lives in the United States and ending with their childhood in the Dominican Republic, a country from which their family was forced to flee due to the father's opposition to Rafael Leónidas Trujillo's dictatorship.
"}["Solarpunk yuccie cold-pressed squid authentic, post-ironic yr brunch dreamcatcher tofu fit. Brunch leggings knausgaard crucifix, tonx franzen marfa selvage same. Big mood stumptown affogato snackwave marfa. Cronut banjo echo park, DSA pug lyft small batch tbh biodiesel four loko fingerstache jawn kogi bitters pok pok.","Adaptogen taxidermy marxism lo-fi, occupy helvetica fashion axe. Health goth kogi migas helvetica. Tumeric keytar trust fund sustainable slow-carb succulents. Vice ennui tilde asymmetrical cronut meditation adaptogen freegan wayfarers paleo tumeric.","Squid solarpunk palo santo food truck ugh. Jean shorts skateboard leggings stumptown cronut deep v butcher. Blue bottle whatever af, beard everyday carry wolf vice kombucha heirloom cred you probably haven't heard of them tattooed. Stumptown butcher gatekeep listicle jean shorts man braid unicorn VHS hoodie XOXO.","Brunch asymmetrical chicharrones, shabby chic enamel pin iPhone man bun truffaut small batch tonx biodiesel microdosing hoodie neutra. Cronut crucifix salvia, sartorial DSA kinfolk distillery live-edge JOMO. Street art tousled single-origin coffee YOLO poke. Heirloom mixtape typewriter farm-to-table kombucha copper mug tbh lomo 90's.","Farm-to-table