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{"slip": { "id": 70, "advice": "Don't try and bump start a motorcycle on an icy road."}}
{"slip": { "id": 224, "advice": "Don't drink bleach."}}
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Josmer Volmy \"Jozy\" Altidore is an American professional soccer player who plays as a striker. He last played for the Major League Soccer club New England Revolution.
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