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Es Cubells is a small village in the southwest of the Spanish island of Ibiza. The village is in the municipality of Sant Josep de sa Talaia. The village is reached along the road EI-703. The village is 10.6 miles (17.1 km) southwest of Ibiza Town and 8.1 miles (13.0 km) of Ibiza Airport.
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