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{"type":"standard","title":"Madman Across the Water","displaytitle":"Madman Across the Water","namespace":{"id":0,"text":""},"wikibase_item":"Q852014","titles":{"canonical":"Madman_Across_the_Water","normalized":"Madman Across the Water","display":"Madman Across the Water"},"pageid":1203761,"thumbnail":{"source":"https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/d/d4/Elton_John_-_Madman_Across_the_Water.jpg","width":300,"height":300},"originalimage":{"source":"https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/d/d4/Elton_John_-_Madman_Across_the_Water.jpg","width":300,"height":300},"lang":"en","dir":"ltr","revision":"1285842280","tid":"6ec12071-1a79-11f0-b654-39a249a19f6c","timestamp":"2025-04-16T04:15:30Z","description":"1971 album by Elton John","description_source":"local","content_urls":{"desktop":{"page":"https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Madman_Across_the_Water","revisions":"https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Madman_Across_the_Water?action=history","edit":"https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Madman_Across_the_Water?action=edit","talk":"https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Talk:Madman_Across_the_Water"},"mobile":{"page":"https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Madman_Across_the_Water","revisions":"https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Special:History/Madman_Across_the_Water","edit":"https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Madman_Across_the_Water?action=edit","talk":"https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Talk:Madman_Across_the_Water"}},"extract":"Madman Across the Water is the fourth studio album by English musician Elton John, released on 5 November 1971 by DJM and Uni Records. The album was his third album to be released in 1971, at which point John had been rising to prominence as a popular music artist. John's first progressive rock album, Madman Across the Water contains nine tracks, each composed and performed by John and with lyrics written by songwriting partner Bernie Taupin. Yes keyboardist Rick Wakeman plays Hammond organ on two songs.","extract_html":"
Madman Across the Water is the fourth studio album by English musician Elton John, released on 5 November 1971 by DJM and Uni Records. The album was his third album to be released in 1971, at which point John had been rising to prominence as a popular music artist. John's first progressive rock album, Madman Across the Water contains nine tracks, each composed and performed by John and with lyrics written by songwriting partner Bernie Taupin. Yes keyboardist Rick Wakeman plays Hammond organ on two songs.
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